

That’s what I do.įroemming: Are we going to be reviewing crappy movies when we’re 60 like two idiots?īrown: We should be watching good movies when we’re 60.įroemming: We’re pathetic - you know that?īrown: Yeah, like I don’t know that I’m pathetic.īrown: Yes. We’re not men.įroemming: We come up with all these stupid reasons to torture one another with terrible movies.īrown: I know.
GROWN UPS 2 ROTTEN TOMATOES MOVIE
This is a transcript of a conversation between Brown and I after “Jack and Jill:”īrown: What is this? Did you ever get the feeling like you’ve watched a Sandler movie but you didn’t? I’m all annoyed here.įroemming: What is this? What are we doing? What in god’s name are we doing?įroemming: OUR LIVES!! What kind of lives are these? We’re like children. It has to end, right? RIGHT?!įroemming, give us some thoughts while I go jump off a 35-foot rock cliff into hopefully shallow water.įroemming: We never learn from our mistakes. *LONG, deep sigh* We’ll get through this, Joe. So maybe we are back in the ninth circle of hell. “Grown Ups 2” begins with a deer pissing on Adam Sandler. Last week’s movie started with a fart joke. Well, best way to put it: If Sandler Month was “Dante’s Inferno,” “Jack and Jill” was the ninth level of hell while “Grown Ups 2” is somewhere between the fifth and eighth circle of hell. Surely, “Grown Ups 2” can’t be that bad, right? In a way, I think it made Froemming and I closer friends through shared trauma. I’m not lying when I said there was a point in watching that movie that I no longer wanted to do the JOE-DOWN. “ Pixels ” was an annoying jab at our childhood favorites like Pac-Man and Q*bert. What started out as a lark has turned into a personal hell for Froemming and I. Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 7 percent Our take:īrown: *LONG, deep sigh* We’ll get through this, Joe.

Plot Summary: (From IMDB) After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis and four-hundred costumed party crashers, sometimes crazy follows you. Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock
